funny joke

[desertviper]

ok heres how it went ok

a rober was robbing a house with a hockey bag and out of no where he heard voice

jesus is watching

so then he thought it was his head so he continued with the vcr then he heard a voice from out of the blue

jesus is watching

so then he thinkin its real so he takes out his flash light and finds a parot so he walks over to it

rober: so whats your name?

parot :moesus i think thats how you spell it idk

rober: so who the hell calls there parot moesus?

parot the same guy that called his 150 pound pit bull jesus!

[desertviper]

so rmember if you here a voice saying jesus is watching this is what you should be thinking

I GOTTA GET THE f**k OUTTA HERE

[KT]

Lol the pitbull weighs more than I do.

[mordak]

not more than me anyway!