Post by Falcor on May 28, 2007 17:53:05 GMT -5
192 signs you are obsessed with BattleTech, MechWarrior, or DSC in general.
1. You visit DSC more than three times a day.
2. You have played every solo mission available.
3. You have pictures of the development teams on your desk.
4. You have PaleRider's home phone number.
5. You have Mitch’s home phone number.
6. You have mantis’s home number.
7. You have Super’s home number.
8. I think you get the idea with the phone numbers.
9. Your homepage is DSC.
10. You know the weapons configuration of ALL the 3050 TRO Mechs.
11. You remember DSC's first HPG transmission word for word.
12. You are in PaleRider’s UberUrbie Brigade.
13. You wake up in the morning to the smell of Mech coolant.
14. You have a power up checklist and a neurohelmet for your car.
15. You call your subordinates MechWarriors and insist they call you Commander.
16. Your cat is named FASA.
17. You call your garage the Mech bay.
18. You own more than 5 TROs Source Books or Field Manuals.
19. You call Kroger Battalion Inventory.
20. You were standing at the door the day MW4 came out.
21. You give DSC T-Shirts to your family at Christmas.
22. You have life-size Cardboard cut-outs of the development teams in your room.
23. You sometimes refer to PaleRider as Dad.
24. You LIKE the Urbanmech.
25. You have the insignia of your unit painted on your car.
26. On interstate on-ramps you say, Jump in three...Two...ONE!
27. You have a life-size plush Elemental.
28. The only people you date are from DSC.
29. Your fish have call signs.
30. Every time your cars in the shop you wander around muttering "Disposessed!"
31. You have Mitch and mantis action figures.
32. You actually try and figure out how BattleTech technologies work.
33. You dream in magscan.
34. You wear a cooling vest to work.
35. You have a BattleMech tattoo.
36. You understand the basic principle behind a KF drive.
37. You always travel in groups of four or five.
38. You call your boss Khan.
39. Quiaff and Quineg are in your vocabulary.
40. You think Morgan Kell is your cousin.
41. You legally changed your last name to Ward.
42. You legally changed your first name to your Elias.
43. You know the names of all the Clans.
44. You go through Wal-Mart asking people to make a donation for a PaleRider Statue.
45. You have an idea to make a small Gauss Rifle out of a car battery.
46. Your dog has a Ferro-Fibrous tag.
47. You get confused when people talk about going to an ATM.
48. You understand 47.
49. You visit DSC Primary Comms hourly.
50. Customizations on your car involve a PPC and an LRM-20.
51. When you go to a bar you insist on ordering a Rasalhague style PPC.
52. When your car runs out of gas it says, "Reactor critical. Shutting down."
53. You have a calendar counting the days until MechCommander 2.
54. You call your family your sibko.
55. You have Omi Kurita’s measurements.
56. When playing MechWarrior 4 you constantly scream "Remember Turtle Bay!"
57. Two words.....Praise Stackpolla.
58. If you understand 57.
59. You take the phrase "Mitch Loves You" personally.
60. You mistook mantis for a woman (not to mention any names).
61. You are still posting to Primary Comms at 1:30 AM.
62. You can see ANY tactical value in the Urbie.
63. You are PROUD to be in PR's UberUrbie Brigade.
64. Urbie...DSC for Beer.
65. You thought Rooster was cool.
66. You write Battle Tech poetry.
67. You commonly use the word "Freebirth!" while driving.
68. You have BattleMech salt and pepper shakers.
69. Your significant other has to call you Star Captain to get your attention.
70. You scream "I’m ejecting!" and leap out the door when you get off work.
71. You sleep with a TRO under your pillow.
72. You sleep with a picture of PaleRider.
73. You just KNOW that mantis is the next generation in computer AI.
74. You just sit in front of your computer all day and refresh DSC every two minutes.
75. You sit up until 2:00 AM writing a list of Battle Tech obsessions and its the highlight of your day.
76. You cruise the DSC forums at 2:00am looking for entertainment in DSC'ers running on too little sleep.
77. Your morning routine is get up, get on DSC, Get coffee, Get on DSC, Eat breakfast while on DSC, move computer into bathroom and watch DSC while showering...
78. You know the address of more than four MechWarrior, MechCommander, or BattleTech sites.
79. Your car requests voice and password ID before starting.
80. You have BattleTech Curtains and Bed sheets.
81. ...Go to work, Get on DSC, have lunch while on DSC, back to work, get on DSC...
82. You have an imaginary friend named Mitch, mantis, or PR.
83. You strap an Autocannon on your dog and use him as a scout mut.
84. You practically worship green birds.
85. You had DSC boxers made with PaleRider's picture on them.
86. ...Get off work, get on DSC, drive home while reading printed DSC material, go in house, Get on DSC...
87. When playing sports, you make tactical plans and scream "This ones for you mantis!" every five minutes.
89. All Hail Stackpolla.
90. "Hail!" is part of your vocabulary. And I don’t mean the little Ice balls from the sky!
91. ...Eat dinner while on DSC, play with kids, play with kids on DSC, talk to significant other, talk to other significant other on DSC (Mitch doesn’t count)...
92. You have a MechWarrior on Board bumper sticker.
93. You swear your genetically engineered to be perfect and will kill the freebirth who put you in this padded room.
94. You are reading this and understanding more than half of it.
95. You can take apart a BattleMech miniature and put it back together again blindfolded in under 30 seconds.
96. Your cat has a DSC T-shirt.
97. You mistake members of your family for DSC regulars.
98. ...Get ready for bed, Get on DSC, apologize to computer for turning it off, go to sleep in DSC T-shirt, dream in orange text.
99. You sit there and write even MORE BattleTech obsessions.
100. You sit outside with a flashlight every night waiting for dropships to land to take you home and wonder why people look at you funny. Don’t they do it too?
1. You visit DSC more than three times a day.
2. You have played every solo mission available.
3. You have pictures of the development teams on your desk.
4. You have PaleRider's home phone number.
5. You have Mitch’s home phone number.
6. You have mantis’s home number.
7. You have Super’s home number.
8. I think you get the idea with the phone numbers.
9. Your homepage is DSC.
10. You know the weapons configuration of ALL the 3050 TRO Mechs.
11. You remember DSC's first HPG transmission word for word.
12. You are in PaleRider’s UberUrbie Brigade.
13. You wake up in the morning to the smell of Mech coolant.
14. You have a power up checklist and a neurohelmet for your car.
15. You call your subordinates MechWarriors and insist they call you Commander.
16. Your cat is named FASA.
17. You call your garage the Mech bay.
18. You own more than 5 TROs Source Books or Field Manuals.
19. You call Kroger Battalion Inventory.
20. You were standing at the door the day MW4 came out.
21. You give DSC T-Shirts to your family at Christmas.
22. You have life-size Cardboard cut-outs of the development teams in your room.
23. You sometimes refer to PaleRider as Dad.
24. You LIKE the Urbanmech.
25. You have the insignia of your unit painted on your car.
26. On interstate on-ramps you say, Jump in three...Two...ONE!
27. You have a life-size plush Elemental.
28. The only people you date are from DSC.
29. Your fish have call signs.
30. Every time your cars in the shop you wander around muttering "Disposessed!"
31. You have Mitch and mantis action figures.
32. You actually try and figure out how BattleTech technologies work.
33. You dream in magscan.
34. You wear a cooling vest to work.
35. You have a BattleMech tattoo.
36. You understand the basic principle behind a KF drive.
37. You always travel in groups of four or five.
38. You call your boss Khan.
39. Quiaff and Quineg are in your vocabulary.
40. You think Morgan Kell is your cousin.
41. You legally changed your last name to Ward.
42. You legally changed your first name to your Elias.
43. You know the names of all the Clans.
44. You go through Wal-Mart asking people to make a donation for a PaleRider Statue.
45. You have an idea to make a small Gauss Rifle out of a car battery.
46. Your dog has a Ferro-Fibrous tag.
47. You get confused when people talk about going to an ATM.
48. You understand 47.
49. You visit DSC Primary Comms hourly.
50. Customizations on your car involve a PPC and an LRM-20.
51. When you go to a bar you insist on ordering a Rasalhague style PPC.
52. When your car runs out of gas it says, "Reactor critical. Shutting down."
53. You have a calendar counting the days until MechCommander 2.
54. You call your family your sibko.
55. You have Omi Kurita’s measurements.
56. When playing MechWarrior 4 you constantly scream "Remember Turtle Bay!"
57. Two words.....Praise Stackpolla.
58. If you understand 57.
59. You take the phrase "Mitch Loves You" personally.
60. You mistook mantis for a woman (not to mention any names).
61. You are still posting to Primary Comms at 1:30 AM.
62. You can see ANY tactical value in the Urbie.
63. You are PROUD to be in PR's UberUrbie Brigade.
64. Urbie...DSC for Beer.
65. You thought Rooster was cool.
66. You write Battle Tech poetry.
67. You commonly use the word "Freebirth!" while driving.
68. You have BattleMech salt and pepper shakers.
69. Your significant other has to call you Star Captain to get your attention.
70. You scream "I’m ejecting!" and leap out the door when you get off work.
71. You sleep with a TRO under your pillow.
72. You sleep with a picture of PaleRider.
73. You just KNOW that mantis is the next generation in computer AI.
74. You just sit in front of your computer all day and refresh DSC every two minutes.
75. You sit up until 2:00 AM writing a list of Battle Tech obsessions and its the highlight of your day.
76. You cruise the DSC forums at 2:00am looking for entertainment in DSC'ers running on too little sleep.
77. Your morning routine is get up, get on DSC, Get coffee, Get on DSC, Eat breakfast while on DSC, move computer into bathroom and watch DSC while showering...
78. You know the address of more than four MechWarrior, MechCommander, or BattleTech sites.
79. Your car requests voice and password ID before starting.
80. You have BattleTech Curtains and Bed sheets.
81. ...Go to work, Get on DSC, have lunch while on DSC, back to work, get on DSC...
82. You have an imaginary friend named Mitch, mantis, or PR.
83. You strap an Autocannon on your dog and use him as a scout mut.
84. You practically worship green birds.
85. You had DSC boxers made with PaleRider's picture on them.
86. ...Get off work, get on DSC, drive home while reading printed DSC material, go in house, Get on DSC...
87. When playing sports, you make tactical plans and scream "This ones for you mantis!" every five minutes.
89. All Hail Stackpolla.
90. "Hail!" is part of your vocabulary. And I don’t mean the little Ice balls from the sky!
91. ...Eat dinner while on DSC, play with kids, play with kids on DSC, talk to significant other, talk to other significant other on DSC (Mitch doesn’t count)...
92. You have a MechWarrior on Board bumper sticker.
93. You swear your genetically engineered to be perfect and will kill the freebirth who put you in this padded room.
94. You are reading this and understanding more than half of it.
95. You can take apart a BattleMech miniature and put it back together again blindfolded in under 30 seconds.
96. Your cat has a DSC T-shirt.
97. You mistake members of your family for DSC regulars.
98. ...Get ready for bed, Get on DSC, apologize to computer for turning it off, go to sleep in DSC T-shirt, dream in orange text.
99. You sit there and write even MORE BattleTech obsessions.
100. You sit outside with a flashlight every night waiting for dropships to land to take you home and wonder why people look at you funny. Don’t they do it too?
