Post by Falcor on May 28, 2007 17:53:39 GMT -5
101. Your drink of choice is a DSC Urbie PPC (PPC with Beer)
102. Your idea of a bed time story to your children is a chapter from the Blood of Kerensky trilogy.
103. If someone mentions a "Vulcan" you think of BattleMechs rather than Starships.
104. You can recite passages from your Clan’s Remembrance by heart.
105. Your list of things to do today: Play MechWarrior, play MechCommander, play BattleTech, read a BattleTech story, write a BattleTech story, or make a MCG map.
106. The Clan/House you started as a joke (Clan Screaming Ewok) ended up getting WAY out of hand. (This also applies to the PUB.)
107. The last thing you do before going to sleep is reading a BattleTech novel.
108. The last thing you do before going to sleep is read from a BattleTech TRO.
109. You have an elaborate plan to make "Stackpolla Day" an International Holiday.
110. When you say to your 5 year old son/daughter, "I think..." And they promptly blurt out "Don't think MechWarrior, FIND OUT!" (Several people have this problem)
111. You actually count how many of these apply to you.
112. You count how many do not apply to you and it only accounts for less than ten percent of the list.
113. You know the difference between Mantis and mantis.
114. You were taught the difference by mantis.
115. If you have not posted on the Discussion Board in six hours, people think you are dead.
116. You are mentioned in the MCG manual.
117. You've spent hours going over heat / damage / range charts agonizing over the "perfect balance". (Hours, Days, it,s all the same)
118. Your career of choice is DSC lifer.
119. You refuse to call her "Katrina".
120. You understand 119.
121. You complain about your car never being in the shop because it disqualifies you from number 30.
122. When people ask where you are from, your automatic response is Strana Mechty, New Avalon, Luthien, etc..
123. You'd even suffer Leonardo DiCaprio being in it if someone would just make a darn BattleTech movie.
124. The highlight of your week is DSC Game Night.
125. Three words: The Legging Issue.
126. You consider yourself a BattleTech Purist.
127. You have a pre-alpha shot of MechCommander 2 as the background on your computer.
128. You have sent the MC2 Development team numerous E-mails trying to get the UberUrbie included in MC2. (Don’t Even bother denying it.)
129. You have sent the MW4 Development team numerous E-mails trying to get the UberUrbie included in MW4. (Again, don’t even bother denying it.)
130. You have tried to have PR declared your legal Guardian.
131. You have an opinion on Chicken-Walkers.
132. You know what a chicken walker is.
133. You refer to the Postal Service as ComStar.
134. You have an opinion on Omnimechs and BattleMechs in MC2.
135. You have ever ended a discussion with "Bargained well and done!"
136. If told the name of a Mech, you can give its stats.
137. You have Heavy Metal Pro, TDB, and BMD mech designers.
138. You have a copy of the Remembrance next to your bed.
139. You refer to the NASA Space Shuttles as "Aerodynes DropShips".
140. You send WolfCross 2-3 emails every week asking how to hack this or how to hack that for MechCommander/MechCommander Gold.
141. When ever you see an airplane fly over, you throw yourself under cover and scream "Air strike!"
142. You are planning a pilgrimage to Redmond, Washington.
143. You are planning a pilgrimage to the Great Stackpolla’s residence.
144. You sometimes call your signifigant other Omi or Victor.
145. You're still working on concocting the perfect fusionaire.
146. You know what a fusionare is.
147. So a blonde walks into a Mechbay... ummm...nevermind.
148. You can make every Mech out of Lego's.
149. You designed a useful Urbie.
150. The mere mention of Gundam Wing or Robotech sends you into a fit of rage.
151. You have been known to chant "Down with Harmony Gold!"
152. You just cannot understand why a quad LAM is technically illegal.
153. You have an opinion on Level 3 tech.
154. You know what Level 3 tech is.
155. You just HAD to have a Large Fusion XXL engine didnt you?
156. You have a miniature Urbie made from a beer can and toothpicks.
157. You curse Fate that you were not born around 3035 or so instead.
158. You already have 3D models of the Marauder and Warhammer just ready to go into MC2 or MW4.
159. You have ever challenged someone to a Trial of Possession for information.
160. You have a hard time looking at skyscrapers without wondering just how many PPC hits it would take to bring it down.
161. If for some strange reason you have been anticipating the return of this list.
162. You have been known to sit in class and talk about BattleTech stats.
163. You have, are, or will be writing a BattleTech story.
164. You have your own BattleTech website.
165. You go running around town screaming for joy every time a new piece of information is released about MC2.
166. If number 165 also applies to MW4 info.
167. The color scheme for your place of residence is DSC orange and black.
168. You have your Clan/House of choices insignia painted above your bed.
169. You talk about your problems to other DSC regulars.
170. You already have epic battles between Urbanmechs planed for MC2.
171. You have petitioned Microsoft to Fight for the Lost Mechs.
172. If 171 applies to you, you also included a 3-D rendering of Bill Gates piloting a Marauder into battle. (Bad mental picture)
173. You can recite the intro to MW3, MW4, or MCG from memory.
174. You have Top Secret myomer research going on in your basement.
175. You have read the novels more than twice.
176. You have a calendar marked with all the DSC regulars birthday.
177. You want to make PUB the DropshipCommand official league unit for MC2.
178. You have ever wished the ACT or SAT tests were based on BattleTech lore.
179. You have BattleMech models decorating your room.
180. The thought of MC2 or MW4 makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.
181. You refer to MW2 and NetMech as The good old days.
182. You have ever been given PUB janitor duty.
183. You are not yet thinking "What is wrong with this guy? He actually sat there and wrote this?"
184. You go to sleep reading a BT novel.
185. You have been involved in a discussion about the science of BattleTech.
186. You have considered having your face painted to look like you have Neural-Interface implants.
187. You have actually done 186.
188. You have a list of actors and actresses you want to see in a BattleTech movie.
189. While watching The Patriot, you could not help but wonder what a BattleMech would have been like in the battle.
190. You have actually enjoyed reading this list.
191. You are reading this list while drinking a fusionnaire.
102. Your idea of a bed time story to your children is a chapter from the Blood of Kerensky trilogy.
103. If someone mentions a "Vulcan" you think of BattleMechs rather than Starships.
104. You can recite passages from your Clan’s Remembrance by heart.
105. Your list of things to do today: Play MechWarrior, play MechCommander, play BattleTech, read a BattleTech story, write a BattleTech story, or make a MCG map.
106. The Clan/House you started as a joke (Clan Screaming Ewok) ended up getting WAY out of hand. (This also applies to the PUB.)
107. The last thing you do before going to sleep is reading a BattleTech novel.
108. The last thing you do before going to sleep is read from a BattleTech TRO.
109. You have an elaborate plan to make "Stackpolla Day" an International Holiday.
110. When you say to your 5 year old son/daughter, "I think..." And they promptly blurt out "Don't think MechWarrior, FIND OUT!" (Several people have this problem)
111. You actually count how many of these apply to you.
112. You count how many do not apply to you and it only accounts for less than ten percent of the list.
113. You know the difference between Mantis and mantis.
114. You were taught the difference by mantis.
115. If you have not posted on the Discussion Board in six hours, people think you are dead.
116. You are mentioned in the MCG manual.
117. You've spent hours going over heat / damage / range charts agonizing over the "perfect balance". (Hours, Days, it,s all the same)
118. Your career of choice is DSC lifer.
119. You refuse to call her "Katrina".
120. You understand 119.
121. You complain about your car never being in the shop because it disqualifies you from number 30.
122. When people ask where you are from, your automatic response is Strana Mechty, New Avalon, Luthien, etc..
123. You'd even suffer Leonardo DiCaprio being in it if someone would just make a darn BattleTech movie.
124. The highlight of your week is DSC Game Night.
125. Three words: The Legging Issue.
126. You consider yourself a BattleTech Purist.
127. You have a pre-alpha shot of MechCommander 2 as the background on your computer.
128. You have sent the MC2 Development team numerous E-mails trying to get the UberUrbie included in MC2. (Don’t Even bother denying it.)
129. You have sent the MW4 Development team numerous E-mails trying to get the UberUrbie included in MW4. (Again, don’t even bother denying it.)
130. You have tried to have PR declared your legal Guardian.
131. You have an opinion on Chicken-Walkers.
132. You know what a chicken walker is.
133. You refer to the Postal Service as ComStar.
134. You have an opinion on Omnimechs and BattleMechs in MC2.
135. You have ever ended a discussion with "Bargained well and done!"
136. If told the name of a Mech, you can give its stats.
137. You have Heavy Metal Pro, TDB, and BMD mech designers.
138. You have a copy of the Remembrance next to your bed.
139. You refer to the NASA Space Shuttles as "Aerodynes DropShips".
140. You send WolfCross 2-3 emails every week asking how to hack this or how to hack that for MechCommander/MechCommander Gold.
141. When ever you see an airplane fly over, you throw yourself under cover and scream "Air strike!"
142. You are planning a pilgrimage to Redmond, Washington.
143. You are planning a pilgrimage to the Great Stackpolla’s residence.
144. You sometimes call your signifigant other Omi or Victor.
145. You're still working on concocting the perfect fusionaire.
146. You know what a fusionare is.
147. So a blonde walks into a Mechbay... ummm...nevermind.
148. You can make every Mech out of Lego's.
149. You designed a useful Urbie.
150. The mere mention of Gundam Wing or Robotech sends you into a fit of rage.
151. You have been known to chant "Down with Harmony Gold!"
152. You just cannot understand why a quad LAM is technically illegal.
153. You have an opinion on Level 3 tech.
154. You know what Level 3 tech is.
155. You just HAD to have a Large Fusion XXL engine didnt you?
156. You have a miniature Urbie made from a beer can and toothpicks.
157. You curse Fate that you were not born around 3035 or so instead.
158. You already have 3D models of the Marauder and Warhammer just ready to go into MC2 or MW4.
159. You have ever challenged someone to a Trial of Possession for information.
160. You have a hard time looking at skyscrapers without wondering just how many PPC hits it would take to bring it down.
161. If for some strange reason you have been anticipating the return of this list.
162. You have been known to sit in class and talk about BattleTech stats.
163. You have, are, or will be writing a BattleTech story.
164. You have your own BattleTech website.
165. You go running around town screaming for joy every time a new piece of information is released about MC2.
166. If number 165 also applies to MW4 info.
167. The color scheme for your place of residence is DSC orange and black.
168. You have your Clan/House of choices insignia painted above your bed.
169. You talk about your problems to other DSC regulars.
170. You already have epic battles between Urbanmechs planed for MC2.
171. You have petitioned Microsoft to Fight for the Lost Mechs.
172. If 171 applies to you, you also included a 3-D rendering of Bill Gates piloting a Marauder into battle. (Bad mental picture)
173. You can recite the intro to MW3, MW4, or MCG from memory.
174. You have Top Secret myomer research going on in your basement.
175. You have read the novels more than twice.
176. You have a calendar marked with all the DSC regulars birthday.
177. You want to make PUB the DropshipCommand official league unit for MC2.
178. You have ever wished the ACT or SAT tests were based on BattleTech lore.
179. You have BattleMech models decorating your room.
180. The thought of MC2 or MW4 makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.
181. You refer to MW2 and NetMech as The good old days.
182. You have ever been given PUB janitor duty.
183. You are not yet thinking "What is wrong with this guy? He actually sat there and wrote this?"
184. You go to sleep reading a BT novel.
185. You have been involved in a discussion about the science of BattleTech.
186. You have considered having your face painted to look like you have Neural-Interface implants.
187. You have actually done 186.
188. You have a list of actors and actresses you want to see in a BattleTech movie.
189. While watching The Patriot, you could not help but wonder what a BattleMech would have been like in the battle.
190. You have actually enjoyed reading this list.
191. You are reading this list while drinking a fusionnaire.
