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Post by White Wolf on Jan 11, 2007 20:10:50 GMT -5
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User.....
_____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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Post by dArKsOuLwArRiOr on Jan 11, 2007 22:34:24 GMT -5
lmao. nice nice nice. love it
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Post by milo on Jan 11, 2007 23:49:11 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Falcor on Jan 12, 2007 10:23:48 GMT -5
hmmm, makes me wonder about my future upgrade.
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Post by tylerjorgensson on Jan 13, 2007 23:27:21 GMT -5
I have seen this several times on several different websites and still it is funny.
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Post by Steven Black 6 on Jan 14, 2007 13:12:21 GMT -5
LOL it’s been around a long time in different forms... it is a very good one that’s why it’s lasted... I was thinking of making my own version of it when this one was posted... ya know from my own experiences… but having just celebrated the 17th anniversary of the day I meet my wife.... maybe I won’t... omg… could Steven be learning? The problem is I show my wife almost everything I write… well if I think its good anyway… and funny thing... she doesn’t like anything about wife’s... and she doesn’t forget them ether… lol if ya ever read mech stood still and remember the part when Angy ask Steven if he ever F@cked a fat chick... and the reply was “every one my age has... we call them wives...” OMG I thought that was funny… And my wife is a 45 year old lady who is 125 pounds with a shape puts most the young ladies around here to same… she is anything but fat… Doesn’t matter she is still pissed about it... so I am gona let this sleeping dog lie… dangit I did it again… I gata go explain that she aint the dog, and that’s its just a figure of speech… Steven thinks… d**n now I’m gona have to come up with a new word for doggie style… sh*t… wifie style? No that will never do… hmmm better keep thinking… Anyway see how easy it is to get in trouble… they need ta come up with a way to erase wife’s memories… but still have them remember the good stuff… hey here is a tip for y’all Since I am rambling about wives… ya know how women are always bitchen about ya putting the toilet lid down… well y’all are smarter than me and proly know why… I didn’t… I thought it was a curtsey thing… and being a male sovanistic pig I thought screw that, when your done hunny you put the seat up!!! Well turns out it’s a not just for being nice… it’s a real safety concern… see I left the lid up one night… and the lil misses gets up to take a pee in the middle of the night half a sleep, maybe a few cocktails were involved I don’t remember… now I don’t quite know how she did it, but I think its like when ya walk down the stairs, and ya think your at the bottom, but there’s still another last step… ya know how ya kinda get freaked out and lose your balance for a sec, not expecting that last drop, now I never fell over that way but I remember how it feels.. Anyway, OMG she sat down in the dark and the seat wasn’t there! whoops… she slipped right into the friken toilet… ok this is a very important lesson guys… do not under any circumstances laugh at your wife when she screams like bloody hell and you come running in the bathroom, only to find her stuck in the toilet… her knees jammed up to her ears and her ass at the bottom of the bowl… jammed in half way up her back… with her feet and arms flailing away uselessly… oh this is a good time for another tip… Next lesson… this is not the perfect moment to get that once in a lifetime picture on the digital camera…
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Post by Falcor on Jan 15, 2007 14:26:05 GMT -5
LMAO
I was just waiting to see what 6's response to that post would be. And i was not disappointed one bit!
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Post by Steven Black 6 on Jan 16, 2007 7:19:29 GMT -5
;D
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Post by diego on Jan 25, 2007 13:48:08 GMT -5
the issue here is that you did not get the Updated Version...
Read again...
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User.....
_____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! including instalation & running of pop up program scumbag Lawyer 3.5. This sub routine program will cause payment by user of Alimony/ child support using Garnishment 2.0 and credit destruction 5.0 and Loss of parental rights 4.0. Most virulent form includes Incarciration 1.0 when non payment kicks in Child welfare sevices 2.5.
if Wife 1.0 is not to your liking then run Contraception 4.0 and then run Divorce.exe. when running Devorce.exe make sure you have your own Licensed copy of scumbag Lawyer 3.5 or better,otherwise Wife 1.0 willend up running an OS wipeout & you will be left doing a Hard reset & reinstall of basic OS. Including New apartment 2.0
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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