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Post by deathdealer on Jun 30, 2007 18:37:17 GMT -5
12 Things to Never Say to a Policeman
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
8. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
10. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
11. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
12. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches
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KT
Milo's Girl
Rawr. :3
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Post by KT on Jun 30, 2007 21:30:32 GMT -5
#4. ;D All those donuts are gonna come back to haunt ya.
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Post by roxy on Jun 30, 2007 21:49:38 GMT -5
OMFG!!!! I WOULD SO SAY NUMBER 9!!!!!!!! (that is, if I wasn't smart )
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Post by deathdealer on Jun 30, 2007 23:41:24 GMT -5
i've actually said number 6 to a cop. but the cop was also a friend of mine lol......
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Post by DuncaN on Jul 1, 2007 6:53:15 GMT -5
LOL
here's one you should nvr use either
"are you pullin me over cuz of a) me being drunk b) me havin no license or c) the dead body in my trunk"
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Post by desertviper on Mar 26, 2008 13:06:26 GMT -5
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Post by Falcor on Mar 27, 2008 16:08:08 GMT -5
Nice.
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Darth AL
Delta Galaxy
Look at my sword and say that again :P
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Post by Darth AL on Mar 27, 2008 16:27:26 GMT -5
LoL classic
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Post by dArKsOuLwArRiOr on Mar 27, 2008 18:41:35 GMT -5
lol at zomgbie thread
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KT
Milo's Girl
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Post by KT on Mar 28, 2008 20:07:41 GMT -5
Rawwwr. :3
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Post by desertviper on Mar 29, 2008 10:33:35 GMT -5
WoW THAT MAN SCARES ME A LIL
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Post by mordak on Mar 29, 2008 14:15:16 GMT -5
i wiuld have said #1 i'm dating your daughter and man does she give good head
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Post by DuncaN on Mar 29, 2008 15:25:25 GMT -5
lol
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Post by jumpingberzerker on Jul 10, 2008 1:22:19 GMT -5
Police officer "your eyes look glazed have you been drinking" you "your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts"
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KT
Milo's Girl
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Post by KT on Jul 17, 2008 13:03:32 GMT -5
Hahaha wow. Now that I work in a security office with a bunch of policemen, I should so say this stuff.
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